I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Happiness is not just a destination, it's a journey, and I'm enjoying every step of it!

Here's to your health, may it be restored fully and quickly.

If I've met or exceeded your expectations, a tip would be a wonderful way to show your appreciation.

I'm surrounded by love and happiness, and it feels amazing!

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Wishing you a journey towards better health and well-being.

I'm in a bit of a financial bind, so any tips would be warmly welcomed.

Good afternoon! Any plans for the rest of the day?

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!