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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

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"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."

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"I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy-saving mode."

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"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect."

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"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

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I'm not lazy. I'm just on energy-saving mode.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me vacation pictures.

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I'm writing a book. I have the page numbers done.

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I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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"Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts."

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won’t stop showing me pictures of coffee cups.

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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised

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12I'm so grateful for the people in my life who bring me endless joy and laughter.

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