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I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route. 🛣️

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I’m not clumsy, I’m just giving the floor a hug. 🤗

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I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see. 👀

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I’m not weird, I’m just creatively unique. 🎨

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I have a ton of ideas, but I don’t feel like acting on them. 🤷‍♂️

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I’m not ignoring you, I’m just in my own world. 🌎

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I’m on a 30-day diet… so far I’ve lost 15 days. 🕒

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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch. 🍕

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I’m not a snack. I’m the whole buffet. 🍽️😜

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I’m not a morning person, I’m a ‘why am I awake right now’ person. 😴☕

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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ⏰💨

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I'm not a morning person. I'm more of a coffee person. ☕️😴

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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

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That was like a plot twist in a comedy movie—didn’t see it coming! 🎬😂

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I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

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You just turned this moment into a stand-up special, and I’m here for it! 🎤😂

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That was so unexpected, I’m still processing it! 🤔😂

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it’s sending me 'cookies' every five minutes.

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I’m going to be chuckling about that one all day! 😂

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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

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