Kooqiwi

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The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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"Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out."

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"I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

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"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

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"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets." - Al McGuire

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

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I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's so good, I can't put it down!

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a banker.

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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