Mkoiiiu

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop throwing up errors.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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"I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."

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"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do."

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"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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I'm trying to organize a hide and seek competition, but it's hard to find good players.

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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