Cmakqoie

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. And then it hit me.

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"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

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"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."

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"The road to success is always under construction."

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"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey

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I'm not lazy. I'm just on energy-saving mode.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me vacation pictures.

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I'm writing a book. I have the page numbers done.

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I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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"I'm writing my autobiography in disappearing ink."

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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised

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I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

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