I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Hello! Taking a break to enjoy the afternoon?

I'm surrounded by love and happiness, and it feels amazing!

If I've met or exceeded your expectations, a tip would be a wonderful way to show your appreciation.

I'm as jubilant as a child on Christmas morning!

It's been a tough day for me emotionally.

I feel like I'm trapped in a never-ending cycle of sadness.

Happiness is contagious, and I'm spreading it everywhere I go!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'