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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they'll never meet.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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"Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."

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"I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing."

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"I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention."

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"I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."

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I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me vacation pictures.

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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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"I’m writing a book. I have the page numbers done."

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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I'm thinking of removing my spine. I feel like it's only holding me back.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

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I told my wife she was shouting. She said, 'I'M NOT SHOUTING!

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