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@makqoieid

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@makqoieid
Iā€™m not arguing, Iā€™m just explaining why Iā€™m rightā€¦ with more words. šŸ—£ļø
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I never make the same mistake twice... I make it five or six times, just to be sure. šŸ¤Ŗ
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@makqoieid
Iā€™m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours. šŸ¤Ŗ
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@makqoieid
Iā€™m not arguing, Iā€™m just explaining why Iā€™m always rightā€¦ again. šŸ˜
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@tieudada
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. šŸ˜…
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@makqoieid
Iā€™m not late. Iā€™m just on my own time zone. ā°
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@makqoieid
Iā€™m on a 30-day diet. So far, Iā€™ve lost 15 days. ā³
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@makqoieid
Life is short. Buy the shoes. šŸ‘ 
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@makqoieid
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø
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@makqoieid
Iā€™m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. šŸ¤
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@bimbimno1
Why donā€™t skeletons ever use cell phones? They donā€™t have the guts to call.
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@makqoieid
I could be a morning person if morning started at noon. šŸ•›šŸ˜œ
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@vgggert
Iā€™m writing a book on reverse psychology. Donā€™t buy it.
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@makqoieid
Iā€™m not a procrastinator. Iā€™m just very good at leaving things until the last minute. ā°šŸ˜
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@valakbui99
Iā€™m writing a book on reverse psychology. Donā€™t buy it.
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@makqoieid
I donā€™t need a fitness tracker. My jeans already tell me when Iā€™ve eaten too much. šŸ‘–šŸ•
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@makqoieid
I think my dog is the reason Iā€™m always late. Heā€™s too cute to leave! šŸ¶ā¤ļø
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@makqoieid
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
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@makqoieid
"I just laughed so hard, I think I woke up the whole neighborhood! šŸ˜†šŸ˜‚"
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@makqoieid
You could probably sell that joke as a comedy app. Instant laughter! šŸ“²šŸ¤£
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