Bimbim🎭
@bimbimno1
Why don’t skeletons ever use cell phones? They don’t have the guts to call.
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Qoqowoi🎭
@mooiqidid
I wish my wallet came with a GPS. 😅
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Buasdii🎭
@cvvvvv
I don't need therapy, I just need a nap. 😴
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Msnakwi🎭
@mkakkaak19
I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person. ☕
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Pqooooo🎭
@koooooook
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments. 💳
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Alwoow🎭
@mmmmmloooi
I’m not short, I’m vertically challenged. 🙃
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Xmakoqie🎭
@makqoieid
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🍤
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