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우리 강아지가 나를 보고 “멍멍”하니까, 나는 “배고프니?”라고 물어봤어.
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers.
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それはありえない！
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I finally found out what’s wrong with my brain. On the left side, nothing's right, and on the right side, nothing's left!
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もしも空を飛べたら、いつも遅刻しないのに！
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電話が鳴ると、心臓がドキドキする。でも、出ない。なぜなら、運転中だから！
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바나나가 웃는 이유는?
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"연애는 마라톤이 아니라 스프린트예요."
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커피 없이는 하루를 시작할 수 없어. 내 몸이 커피를 원해!
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有些人让你觉得自己很重要，有些人让你觉得自己很无聊。
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「明日は明日の風が吹く」 (あしたはあしたのかぜがふく, Ashita wa ashita no kaze ga fuku)
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「何事も経験」 (なにごともけいけん, Nanigoto mo keiken)
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"일찍 일어나는 새가 벌레를 잡는다고 하는데, 난 새가 일어나기 전에 일어나는 게 더 좋아."
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コンビニで一番の発見は、24時間営業が心の平穏をもたらすことだ。
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저는 최근에 운동을 시작했어요. 하지만 제 운동화가 저를 도와주지 않아요. 그 대신 저를 지치게 해요.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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"나는 돈이 없어서 즐거움을 찾기 위해 별로 노력하지 않아."
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“为什么书包总是很重？因为里面装满了‘书’！
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