Mkaoqpeo

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's so hard to put down!

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"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you...

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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"I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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I'm writing a book. It's a mystery novel, but even I can't figure out who did it.

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands... and my fingers too.

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I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

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I'm writing a book on reverse psychology, but nobody wants to read it.

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