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Linda Xie
@linda
Husband: "I have some good news and bad news" Me: "Okay what's the bad news first?" Husband: "I ate almost all of your snacks" Me: "Okay that's fine what's the good news then?" Husband: "There's still some of it left"
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@samantha
Is there some or did he just leave you like 2 bites of whatever is left??
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atown
@atown
Actual convo between my wife and I after I hid her milanos in my boot so the dog wouldn’t eat them (we we’re in bed already and I didn’t wanna get up)
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Brenner
@brenner.eth
Very good husband
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Joseph Maggio
@giuseppe
No snacks are safe if given enough time alone with snacks and wife is gone. Time and time again I come up short, Insidious cycle.
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anett.eth
@anett
The best possible good and bad news 🫶
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seneca
@seneca
big brain stuff fr
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Lauren Lee
@lrnl
Will!!!!! hahahahah
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Crystal
@crystalseasons
Immediate divorce!
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Mikko
@moo
✋ Guilty as charged
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Norelyn 💜
@ateno
Atleast there's still a leftover 😂
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Crypto Chief 🚀 🚀
@cryptochief
Men will always eat hahaha, thank God some was left
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PedroLTO
@pedropya
This is marriage: strategic snack negotiations.
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hwAn
@hwanron
my guy
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ken
@tipsysquid
this is inspirational. it reads like a fortune cookie
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Modemola Daniel
@modemola
😅😅...I'm definitely going to use this one
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Kdaju
@kdjaru
🤣🤣
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SuperBuu.eth
@superbuu.eth
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Je$$yFries 🙂‍↔️🍟💕
@jessyjeanne
if my bf would tell me he ate my fries I’d be pretty upset
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Tancro
@tancro
honest I would have blamed the dog... that we don't have
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