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Linda Xie
@linda
Husband: "I have some good news and bad news" Me: "Okay what's the bad news first?" Husband: "I ate almost all of your snacks" Me: "Okay that's fine what's the good news then?" Husband: "There's still some of it left"
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Joseph Maggio
@giuseppe
No snacks are safe if given enough time alone with snacks and wife is gone. Time and time again I come up short, Insidious cycle.
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