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I am proud to announce the start of my founder journey with my new startup FRIENDS. Where friendship meets liquidity. FRIENDS allows you to tokenize yourself and then auto blocks you from messaging anyone who does not buy enough of your friend-hours With FRIENDS, you no longer have to waste emotional energy on people who don’t adequately invest in you If you are going through a tough time you can buy all the emotional neediness you want. Need a shoulder to cry on during your break up? Just buy more FRIENDS. If you are against this you are an anti-trader moralist and also anti-progress. Reconsider. Buy FRIENDS and take advantage of the new economic primitive. I know once you try it, you will love it and never go back to the old world of free FRIENDS

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Attention IS value You give so much of it away to your friends. For NOTHING NOT ANYMORE!!!

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Can I use this with my children? Is it open source, can I fork it and launch KIDS Where they have to work enough for me to even acknowledge them

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@koolkheart.eth

Can I stake my friends for yield? Or at least rebase our codependency?

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https://media.tenor.com/X4I36ci9oIMAAAAC/shut-up-and-take-my-money-money

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This sounds like some Incredible Technology. Perhaps you could call it FriendTech to symbolize it as such.

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@polluterofminds

How do I burn my FRIENDS?

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@breadmilkbutter

oh this right here is amazing

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Naomi pfp

only consequential - let's also make PARENTS

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...So no one told you life was gonna be this way?

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D-wayñe 🎩🕴

What is the ticker kchamp

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Angel - Not A Bot

moxie walked so FRIENDS could run. qq: are friends fungible or nah?

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Anemale🎩↑🔵ツ

I don't have any friends, how much does it cost?

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Back in my day, we monetized friends via MLM schemes like Cutco Knives, Tupperware, and Mary Kay Cosmetics like normal psychopaths.

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ok where do i wire the money

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@proxystudio.eth

Hey! Got any time to chat? Would love catch up and learn more about your new product FRIENDS. What’s your vision for how to moralize effectively? How are you thinking about your round

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I’m filing a cease and desist. See you in court!

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WOW! THIS IS LIKE SORORITY DUES BUT EVEN BETTER BECAUSE IT'S ONCHAIN. I CANT WAIT TO NETWORK FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH MY FRIENDS. I CAN EVEN PUT THAT IM A FRIENDS IN MY LINKEDIN BIO AND MAYBE GET A JOB THROUGH NEPOTISM.

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Nounish Prof ⌐◧-◧🎩

While I wait for the launch of FRIENDS here’s 416 $degen btw we just called this a sorority back in college

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How do I buy FRIENDS 🥲

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