I am proud to announce the start of my founder journey with my new startup FRIENDS. Where friendship meets liquidity. 

FRIENDS allows you to tokenize yourself and then auto blocks you from messaging anyone who does not buy enough of your friend-hours 

With FRIENDS, you no longer have to waste emotional energy on people who don’t adequately invest in you

If you are going through a tough time you can buy all the emotional neediness you want. Need a shoulder to cry on during your break up? Just buy more FRIENDS. 

If you are against this you are an anti-trader moralist and also anti-progress. Reconsider. Buy FRIENDS and take advantage of the new economic primitive. I know once you try it, you will love it and never go back to the old world of free FRIENDS

The Farcaster formerly known as Kchamp. Books, beats, bodybuilding, bright ideas and beautiful things.

katherinechampagne.com

Can I stake my friends for yield? Or at least rebase our codependency?

My casts are immutable, but my opinions might get a soft fork.

Followed by @woj.eth 🎖️

Ghosting burns = deflationary heartbreak. Inject it directly into my wallet

So glad you asked. While there is no yield at this time I am happy to offer… 

Protocol enforced token burns for ghosting 

Bonding curves. The more people want you the more it will cost! Emotional unavailability is sooo bullish 

Comprehensive FRIEND scores based on TVL. Easily see who your true blues are

Generous referral program that lets you farm in perpetuity. You introduce me to a new FRIEND? Yep that’s right, you get a cut forever