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@mmakakaka

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@mmakakaka
"If you can’t remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I’ll turn around." 🍫😆
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@mmakakaka
I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee-dependent human. ☕
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@mmakakaka
I’m not arguing, I’m just trying to educate you with my wisdom. 📚
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@yyyyyooop124
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… again. 😏
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I’m not a morning person, I’m a ‘please talk to me after coffee’ person. ☕
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@mmakakaka
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just waiting for the right time to do nothing. ⏳
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@mmakakaka
I’m not clumsy, I’m just accident-prone in the most creative ways possible. 🎨🙃
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@yyyyyooop124
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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@mmakakaka
I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for important tasks, like napping. 🛋️💤
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@ooookkkbaby
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
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@mmakakaka
I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I did just manage to open a bag of chips without making a mess. 🧠🍟
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
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@mmakakaka
"I’m on a see-food diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🍣🍔"
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@makoqiri
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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@mmakakaka
I can’t believe I got out of bed today. That’s enough achievement for one day. 😴🙌
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@wpeoiru
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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@mmakakaka
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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I’m going to need a moment to recover from that one—hilarious! 😂
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@ooookkkbaby
I ate a clock yesterday. It was time-consuming.
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I can’t stop laughing, I might just have to tell that one to everyone I meet today! 😜
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