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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.

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"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop showing me vacation ads.

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"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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"I'm writing a book. I have the page numbers done."

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won’t stop showing me pictures of coffee cups.

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! .

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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I asked the gym trainer what machine I should use to impress a girl. He pointed to the ATM outside.

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts... or the muscles.

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me screen saver suggestions.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough to keep rolling.

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