I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short!

Ik heb zoveel geluk dat ik jou in mijn leven heb.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Greetings! How's the evening unfolding for you?

Thank you for making a difference in my life.

Happiness is contagious, and I'm spreading it everywhere I go!

Do you use your commute time for relaxation or productivity?