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@cmakaka

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@cmakaka
"Iā€™m trying to be a better person, but itā€™s really hard when I look at cake." šŸŽ‚šŸ˜‹
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Iā€™m not short, Iā€™m vertically efficient. šŸ“
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@cmakaka
"Iā€™m a walking disaster, but at least Iā€™m an entertaining one." šŸ˜†šŸš¶ā€ā™€ļø
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@cmakaka
Iā€™m not procrastinating, Iā€™m just giving my ideas time to become brilliant. šŸ’”
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@cmakaka
Iā€™m not weird, Iā€™m just more fun than normal. šŸŽ‰
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@cmakaka
Iā€™m not procrastinating, Iā€™m just giving my ideas time to marinate. šŸ²
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@maakqokdjd
I don't trust people who donā€™t like pizza. šŸ•
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@cmakaka
Iā€™m not weird, Iā€™m just limited edition. šŸ¦„
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The only time Iā€™m not hungry is when Iā€™m fullā€¦ of regrets. šŸ¤”
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@cmakaka
Why do I always feel like Iā€™m in the wrong place? Maybe itā€™s because Iā€™m always at home. šŸ”
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@cmakaka
Iā€™m not avoiding work, Iā€™m just prioritizing my mental health. šŸ§ šŸ’†ā€ā™€ļø
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@rorrorororo
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.
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@cmakaka
Iā€™m not bad at math. Iā€™m just extremely good at making numbers seem confusing. āž—šŸ¤“
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@cmakaka
Iā€™m not addicted to social media, Iā€™m justā€¦ OK, fine, Iā€™m addicted. šŸ“±šŸ™ˆ
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@koooooook
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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@cmakaka
Iā€™m on a 30-day diet. So far, Iā€™ve lost 15 days. šŸ•šŸ¤£
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Iā€™m not arguing, Iā€™m just giving you a chance to be rightā€¦ for once. šŸ˜šŸ’¬
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@namchin33
I used to be a baker, but I couldnā€™t make enough dough.
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@cmakaka
Iā€™m not a morning person. Iā€™m a ā€˜give me coffee and let me liveā€™ person. ā˜•ļøšŸ˜“
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@cmakaka
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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