I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I’m not arguing. I’m just giving you a chance to listen to me explain my genius ideas. 🧠💡

I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it... all of it. 🦞🍝

I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome. 💥😜

I’m not addicted to social media, I’m just… OK, fine, I’m addicted. 📱🙈

I’m not procrastinating. I’m just prioritizing my relaxation time. 🛋️😌