Hommnia

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."

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I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.

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"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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"I'm writing my autobiography in disappearing ink."

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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I asked the gym trainer what machine I should use to impress a girl. He pointed to the ATM outside.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. And a little skeptical

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I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.

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I'm so bad at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes open.I'm so bad at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes open.

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