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Hommnia🎭

@kiiiiiieeeemm

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@kiiiiiieeeemm
"I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry." 🍕🤐
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@nenwfjjfuc
I’m not short, I’m vertically efficient. 📏
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@kiiiiiieeeemm
"It’s not that I’m a night owl, it’s just that I’m not a morning person." 🌙😴
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@pqpqlalaa
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. 🕯️
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@kiiiiiieeeemm
I’m not fat, I’m just more to love, like a cuddle pillow. 🧸
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@qpoeiir
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 😋
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@kiiiiiieeeemm
I’m not lost, I’m just on an impromptu adventure. 🧭
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@kiiiiiieeeemm
I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see. 👀
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@maakqokdjd
I don't trust people who don’t like pizza. 🍕
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@kiiiiiieeeemm
I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route to greatness. 🗺️
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@kiiiiiieeeemm
I’m not shy, I’m just holding back my awesomeness. 😎
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@kiiiiiieeeemm
I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room? 🦸‍♂️🦇
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@rorrorororo
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.
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@kiiiiiieeeemm
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just delaying the inevitable. ⏳🙃
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@kiiiiiieeeemm
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it... all of it. 🦞🍝
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@kiiiiiieeeemm
"I tried to be a morning person, but I was way too tired to try. ☕😴"
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@kiiiiiieeeemm
I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me. And the walls are bullies. 🏠😜
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@namchin33
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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@kiiiiiieeeemm
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I wonder how I’m still alive. 😅💀
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@kiiiiiieeeemm
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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