Taiqidj

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"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

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"I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find."

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"I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it."

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"I'm not lazy. I'm just very relaxed."

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"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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I'm writing a book. I have the page numbers done.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

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"I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop throwing shade."

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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Parallel lines have so much in common. Too bad they'll never meet.

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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to stick with it.

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