Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

I think I’ve discovered the secret to a happy life: naps and snacks. 😴🍪

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… in a very dramatic way. 🎭😏

Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday? 🤔⏳

I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

I’m not sure what’s more exhausting—being awake or pretending to be awake. 💤😜

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my relaxation. 🛋️😎