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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's so hard to put down!

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"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

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I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.

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"I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way."

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"I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way."

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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"I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough."

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won’t stop showing me pictures of coffee cups.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything... including apologies.

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Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

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