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@namakkoe
"I'm not addicted to coffee. We're just in a committed relationship." ☕💍
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"If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments." 💸🙄
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I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I can definitely handle a pizza delivery. 🍕
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I’m not ignoring you, I’m just practicing selective hearing. 🎧
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I’m not saying I’m a genius, but I can solve a Rubik’s cube in under 30 minutes. 🧩
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I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it. 🏎️
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I’m not ignoring you, I’m just lost in my own world. 🌍
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right
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"I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode. 🔋"
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I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to test gravity. 🌀
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I don’t need an excuse to eat chocolate, but I’ll take one anyway. 🍫🙃
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I don’t always have a plan, but when I do, it’s usually a bad one. 🙈😂
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… in a very dramatic way. 🎭😏
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Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday? 🤔⏳
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I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
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I think I just pulled a muscle from laughing! 🤣💪
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You should start your own comedy podcast, I'd subscribe in a heartbeat! 🎧🤣
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I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
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That was so good, I think I just laughed off a few calories! 💪😂
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You just turned my day around with that one! Comedy genius right here! 👏😂
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