Akwiwiw

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

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What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner."

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won’t stop sending me vacation pictures.

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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you...

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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"I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough."

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I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already... and gained some interesting stories.

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I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a bear hug.

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