Amamamama

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I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen... I can feel it.

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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

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"I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find."

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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

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"I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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"Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts."

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I'm trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me... and bringing its friends, 'pizza' and 'chocolate'.

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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

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I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.

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