Mamamama

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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10 Moxie Passes available — mint yours to be eligible for upcoming airdrops, grants, Fan Tokens, and more! cc @betashop.eth @airstack

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"I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop showing me vacation ads."

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days." - Totie Fields

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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"I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough."

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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won’t stop showing me pictures of coffee cups.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's uplifting!

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I asked the gym trainer what machine I should use to impress a girl. He pointed to the ATM outside.

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts... or the muscles.

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I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.

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I'm so bad at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes open.I'm so bad at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes open.

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