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"I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find."

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"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

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"The older I get, the earlier it gets late."

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"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."

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"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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I'm writing a book. I have the page numbers done.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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"My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too low. She looked surprised.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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