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@qpqifjjw
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
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@namakkoe
Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday? šŸ¤”ā³
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@mkkkooi
I’m just here for the snacks. šŸæšŸ™‹ā€ā™€ļø
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@bbbbboo
"I’m not sure what’s more exhausting—being awake or pretending to be awake. šŸ’¤šŸ˜œ"
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@rorrorororo
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my relaxation. šŸ›‹ļøšŸ˜Ž
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@mmakaka
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… then I regret it. šŸ˜‚šŸ¤
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