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Is the dog cute?
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I could be social, but I’m a lot more fun in my pajamas." šŸ›‹ļøšŸ˜œ
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." šŸ™„šŸ‘©ā€šŸ¦°
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." šŸ˜‹šŸ•
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I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right… again. šŸ˜‚
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I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours. 🤪
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I don’t need an excuse to eat chocolate, but I will gladly take one. šŸ«
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I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right. šŸ˜
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"I’m not short, I’m vertically efficient. šŸ“"
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I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ā˜•
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The only time I’m not hungry is when I’m full… of regrets. šŸ¤”
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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. šŸ™„
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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now. šŸ˜…šŸ’ƒ
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Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
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If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I’d probably forget what I was doing. šŸ’øšŸ˜œ
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!
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I don’t need therapy, I just need a pizza. šŸ•šŸ˜…
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
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I don’t always procrastinate, but when I do, I prefer to do it later. ā³šŸ˜œ
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