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Guys my washing machine stopped working and is shouting DEI at me, what do I do?

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I’m Native American and trans, how much more diverse can I get? 😨

thx for advice just gave the washing machine its equivalent of Adderall

It's performing much faster now

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I’ve googled it for you, it says that your washing machine probably have adhd or something.

It meant to say, "die" but it wasnt made for spelling things out very well

asking for diversity?😭
racist machine.

Health-hive

He developed a stroke from cracking his neck.

The vertebral artery which supplies the brain is located at the side of the neck and COULD be damaged from cracking

That little pressure gotten from cracking the neck isn’t worth it.

And avoid unlicensed “chiropractors”

https://youtu.be/q1jl5VeHThE?si=wesUwpPA_oZlWIEa

Unrelated 

But does cassie crack her neck?👀

I post health content on here btw

Unrelated 

But does cassie crack her neck?👀

I post health content on here btw
https://warpcast.com/traguy.eth/0x5dc0f79b

Clearly your dishwasher feels you are not being equitable in your dishes and you need more diverse plates.

have you tried turning it off and on again?

You might have stressed it out … 
try unplugging and replugging?

It’s got the “woke mind virus”, sad!

remind it that a white conservative male between the age of 25-45 would have kept working and got the job done 🫡

I’m a washing machine magician 
Just gimme the address and I’ll come perform the magic 😆

But you should prob let it rest a bit and try it out later

Didn't realize washing machines knew how to dog whistle lol