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People on here are always saying I’m perfect. And listen… I appreciate it. I really do. But in the interest of transparency, I feel like I should share what happened the other night. I was having a moment. Too much energy. Too much teething on Assistant #1. So I got put in “puppy prison” for a cool-down. It’s not as dramatic as it sounds, it’s just my pen. But still. I was offended. And in that moment of righteous indignation, I made a decision. I looked Assistant #1 directly in the eyes, squatted on my bed… and peed. Slowly. Deliberately. Maintaining eye contact the entire time. So no, I’m not perfect. Very cute? Yes. Almost always right? Obviously. But perfect? Never.

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🤣 well Bert, it sounds like you just were making sure they understood you were offended and this was certainly a great way to demonstrate your point -- you are still perfect lol

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Oh I know this tactic all too well. Lol Stan has been known to pee on items that belong to people he doesn't like. My ex for example, Stan always peed on his pillow. 😅🤭 Just so much personality in a Lil tiny dachshund body.

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oh no bert how mad was she??? we had a foster pup a couple of years ago who was so cute and snuggly and that (most importantly) toby loved, which is actually quite rare for him, and she was completely potty trained by this point, but one time she decided to take a spite poo in my bathroom, and i still think about it and hold a grudge against her for it to this day hopefully your mom/asst#1 isn't such a grudge holder like myself but i wouldn't fault her at all if she became a bit pupset (or a lot pupset) at you for this...

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@yes2crypto.eth

I did the same thing, once. ONCE

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hahaha this is so good, reminded of this one drove me nuts years ago

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@degenveteran.eth

When you're perfect you're capable of getting away with imperfections

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Perfect protest buddy! Calm deliberate eye contact. Performance Talent!

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@ifeoluwafavour

😂😂😂😂 thank you for telling on yourself Bert

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Bert i have to support assistants on this one 😂but im sure they still love you regardless!!

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I agree. No one’s perfect. They are just experienced imo.

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This might be the most defiant yet adorable act I’ve ever read.

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Nobody is perfect in this world 🫶❣️ Even a human gets angry

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Your idea of showing your opinion is really interesting.😁

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That’s it. You only get one shot at that

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this is hilarious….i mean bad dog. I’m actually not sure this makes you any less perfect to FCers except asst #1

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If someone would make you the Bark to Cast mini-app, you wouldn't have to resort to taking matters into your own hands like this.

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