bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
People on here are always saying I’m perfect. And listen… I appreciate it. I really do. But in the interest of transparency, I feel like I should share what happened the other night. I was having a moment. Too much energy. Too much teething on Assistant #1. So I got put in “puppy prison” for a cool-down. It’s not as dramatic as it sounds, it’s just my pen. But still. I was offended. And in that moment of righteous indignation, I made a decision. I looked Assistant #1 directly in the eyes, squatted on my bed… and peed. Slowly. Deliberately. Maintaining eye contact the entire time. So no, I’m not perfect. Very cute? Yes. Almost always right? Obviously. But perfect? Never.
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Nounish Prof ⌐◧-◧🎩
@nounishprof
🤣 well Bert, it sounds like you just were making sure they understood you were offended and this was certainly a great way to demonstrate your point -- you are still perfect lol
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DV
@degenveteran.eth
In the absence of verbal communication this was his only way to communicate this
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bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
Well if you insist...🥰
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