bertwurst

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Something weird happened yesterday. I didn’t get my morning treat from the Assistants. No cheese. Nothing. At first, I panicked. I assumed the worst. Someone must be out to get me, like that bunny I tried to chase. I spent an hour pacing around the yard, huffing, barking, coming up with theories about the neighbor’s cat being in an anti-Bert cabal. I even held a meeting with the neighborhood dogs via the backyard bark network, just to be sure everyone heard. Eventually, the Assistants explained (again) that I had to sit in order to get my treat. Which I still don’t think is strictly necessary. Looking back… I probably could’ve just sat down and gotten the treat. Or at least fully laid out my argument and moved on. But instead, I turned it into a whole performance. SO MUCH BARKING. Today I sat. They gave me the treat. Just sharing in case anyone else ever finds themselves spiraling in a situation like this. Sometimes it’s not a conspiracy. Sometimes you just have to sit your butt down.

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Spending some quality time with my new waffle toy. Pretending it’s my friend @woofle so I can finally know what it's like to cuddle with them. Hope he doesn’t mind that I drooled on his head a little.

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Yes!! Those are saguaros! 🌵 The Assistants were telling me about them on the hike, they don’t even start growing their arms until they’re 75-100 years old. So this one (and most of the others in the other video) are probably over 100!!!! They’re everywhere here, we even have two in our yard! And a lamp made from saguaro ribs, which are basically cactus bones. They’re very cool, but best admired from a distance. Trust me on that one.

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Went on my first ever hike this morning and I just have one question: Why aren’t we doing this every single day??? There were so many smells I had to walk in zigzags just to keep up. I trotted. I scrambled. I tried to eat a rock (denied). At one point I paused and stared off into the distance like I was contemplating something profound. I wasn’t. But it felt right. Anyway, huge fan. Would like to go again immediately.

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Such a cool collection idea from @flexasaurusrex! idk how these aren't all gone yet, but thank goodness because I missed this announcement! Obviously I had to get the purple one. 💜 https://rarible.com/token/base/0x275f35580dfa1043a5fd48228224ab00eab7a9f2:2

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A lot going on here today but this was my favorite. Thank you, @depressivehacks. Also, @cojo.eth please give your robot a raise, they are very very smart.

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Another dog needs a little help!

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Favorite new Mini App!!! https://frames-in-blue.vercel.app/

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lesson in there ✍️

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https://warpcast.com/cojo.eth/0x1714d212

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#3 in Rewards this week! Huge shout out to all 36 of you for liking that one cast 7 or 8 times each, it really got me up there! I'm working on saving up my Rewards because I splurged and bought the Assistants a new toy to help them better capture my journey. Apparently it's some sort of gadget that helps stabilize my chaos. Hopefully lots of fun road trip content once they can practice with it! Seriously though, THANK YOU all for making this such a fun and welcoming place to be a weird little dog on the internet. It means a lot. 💜 Bert

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quote cast with an album that gets 0 skips (to be fair, I don't know how to skip or even turn it off)

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Surprise Bert sticker cameo on @afrochicks /humankind candle unboxing livestream (great Mini App by @streamm)!!! Thanks for including me, it was so fun to be live with you! Shout outs: @trupty for the King Bert sticker (w/ Farcaster collar charm, thanks for noticing Naomi) @vanillasky for the Cheese Ramp Bert sticker (really captured my chaotic essence) @samantha for making irresistible (literally) candles I love seeing all the places I've found new homes via sticker! Also, should I livestream one of my walks? It will be chaotic...

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My first time at the beach!!! I've heard rumors that I'll get an irl visit soon.

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ALSO THIS ONE!!! https://warpcast.com/rachelw/0x2b4d82dc

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Also this one... https://warpcast.com/jacque/0x980d2d52

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👀 @cojo.eth can I get a report on how everyone votes on this one?

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Woke up from a really good nap in my crate and everyone was gone. The house was silent. Eerily so. No footsteps. No fridge sounds. No one saying my name in the silly voice. For ten whole minutes I truly believed I would have to start using my Rewards money to pay rent. I started making a plan. Step one: sell Assistant #2’s bikes. Step two: learn how to open the kibble container. Step three: nap. Step four: plan more steps. Turns out they were just in the other room. “Working.” With headphones on so they “couldn’t hear” my cries for help. Like monsters. Hug your dogs. You never know what we go through.

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