bertwurst

@bertwurst.eth

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Big day today… I’m going back to school!!! I graduated from puppy class a few weeks ago, and now I’m in intermediate. New class. New dogs. New skills. New expectations. I’m excited, but also a little nervous. What if the other dogs are already friends and don’t want to hang out with me? What if I forget how to sit?? Please keep your fingers crossed that everything goes well and that my assistants packed cheese in my lunch!

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Because when @jessyjeanne tells you to do something, you do it! https://ohara.ai/apps/miniapp_cm9cv2qcq080p11pk5xza1i70

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Received my first ever BarkBox today and umm...I’m not saying it was manifested by @shamanistic.eth…but it definitely matches his vibe! There are some oddly shaped toys that look like they’re going to be very fun to play with. And thank goodness there are A LOT of snacks, because I’m suddenly feeling extremely snack-motivated.

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Someone on the FC team unfollowed me yesterday. It’s fine. I get it. Some people just prefer cats. And being wrong.

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I'm not great at sitting still for long periods of time (puppy energy), but when I'm tired I think my skills really shine.

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GMatcha! @afrochicks is on a roll with her Mini Apps! Love this new one!

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Just a heads-up: If you get up from your seat, even for a second, you give up all rights to that spot. I will take it. I will enjoy it. And when you try to come back, I will look at you like this:

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Apparently my pitch did not make it to the next funding round with @amado. I am now ISO new investors. Serious inquires only.

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🚨 WIENER ALERT 🚨 also, wen teleportation 😭

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🚨 WIENER ALERT 🚨

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@titles Mini App making my cheese dreams come true. #titlesmini

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I think my assistants may be losing their minds. During the week, they often adorn an elaborate headdress and stare into the computer like they’ve entered another dimension. Totally unresponsive. Eyes glazed. It’s chilling. Other times, they insert weird white beans into their ears and start laughing at nothing. Sometimes they have full conversations like someone is actually responding. But no one is there. I have tried barking. Nudging. Sighing. A full dramatic collapse. Nothing breaks the trance. Is this mental illness? Is there a hotline I can call?

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Good morning, friends! I hope you all dreamed of bunnies and barking at the garbage cans. I knew my assistants were dedicated… but didn’t realize they’d been filming this much.

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You take the blue toy and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the pink toy and you stay in Farcaster and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. Remember - all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.

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Just watched a great movie with my parents tonight! Loved it so much I decided to recreate one of the scenes. Pretty sure I nailed it.

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Found a bug today! It was crunchy, a little bitter. Overall a 4/10. I’ve heard some humans on here pay for bugs? Not sure I get the hype.

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This and @gmfarcaster. Loved having breakfast with y’all! (@nounishprof @adrienne @dwr.eth)

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Bought some more Humankind candles from @samantha to give as gifts! I wasn’t allowed to sample the candles themselves (unfair), but I did sneak a taste of the box they came in. Clearly a higher priority than sampling the box of candy that arrived at the same time. 10/10. Just as good as the packing peanuts, maybe better. If that doesn’t tell you how good these candles smell, I don’t know what will.

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They’re the same picture. @ted

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