People on here are always saying I’m perfect. And listen… I appreciate it. I really do. But in the interest of transparency, I feel like I should share what happened the other night.

I was having a moment. Too much energy. Too much teething on Assistant #1. So I got put in “puppy prison” for a cool-down. It’s not as dramatic as it sounds, it’s just my pen. But still. I was offended.

And in that moment of righteous indignation, I made a decision.

I looked Assistant #1 directly in the eyes, squatted on my bed… and peed. Slowly. Deliberately. Maintaining eye contact the entire time.

So no, I’m not perfect.
Very cute? Yes.
Almost always right? Obviously.
But perfect? Never.

Oh I know this tactic all too well. Lol
Stan has been known to pee on items that belong to people he doesn't like.
My ex for example, Stan always peed on his pillow. 😅🤭

Just so much personality in a Lil tiny dachshund body.

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😅😅 I've only done it once as an adult.  
I wasn't drunk. Lol
Just in a really deep sleep. Woke up wet and horrified. 😆

Oh I thought you were about to tell us you pee the bed too

Well that sounds like it might have been a justified pee. We have a good judge of character.