Venkatesh Rao ☀️ pfp
Venkatesh Rao ☀️
@vgr
Tell me a joke without even a trace of darkness to it
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adrienne
@adrienne
3 guys shipwrecked on a deserted island, no hope of being rescued. They find a magic lantern. Genie grants 1 wish to each. Guy 1: I want to be back home. Poof! Wish comes true and he's gone. Guy 2: I want to be back home. Poof! Wish comes true and he's gone. Guy 3: I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here.
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Cameron Armstrong
@cameron
I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and want 2000 of of something. (rip to Mitch)
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Joshua Hyde
@jrh3k5.eth
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Do you all want a beer?" "I don't know," says the first logician. "I don't know," says the second logician. "Yes," says the third logician.
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Abhay pfp
Abhay
@in
Did you hear about the corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines!
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Caden
@cbxm
when does a joke become a dad joke? when the punchline becomes ap-parent.
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christopher pfp
christopher
@christopher
i dressed up as a screwdriver for halloween and turned a lot of heads
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Caden
@cbxm
I got my forklift operator certification last week yeah it's really gonna make eating a salad a lot easier
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clun.eth
@clun.eth
Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock? The space rock is just a little meteor!
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moreReese
@morereese
How do you measure a day? Day, duh
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🌹 zach harris 🥀
@zachharris.eth
Me, in Southern Italy 🍝
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Steve pfp
Steve
@sdv.eth
Three guys walk into a bar. Ouch
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artlu is on lunchbreak! pfp
artlu is on lunchbreak!
@artlu
what did the sun say to the cloud? gtfo
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CD 🎩
@vagobond
I’d tell you my pizza joke but its too cheesy.
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ren (wassie arc)
@ren
why did the chicken cross the road?
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aferg
@aaronrferguson.eth
A producer to a bunch of comedy writers who are close to missing a deadline: Stop joking around, this is serious business!
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wake
@wake.eth
Knock knock.
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