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Why do Americans put pizza on a pedestal?

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Because their fingers are so fat that they couldn't eat it any other way

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I cannot made to believe this. Have you ever been to an Italian town and have you seen the narrow streets they have there? Yes? OK

Table space. The footprint of the pedestal can be much smaller than the pizza.

The question we should ask is why the rest of the world doesn’t give pizza the respect and platform it deserves. 

E pluribus unum. We love our food. All are welcome.

it's the only way to ensure it's always a slice above the rest

obviously it takes less space that way on the table :DD