Kazi

@kazi

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i used to bring boxes of popeyes into my cubicle almost every day for lunch for months. it was an act of self-mutilation some call bulking, but it had other side effects like mogging my coworkers with the sweet smell of artificially fattened chicken breasts, 5day oil and GMOs. I got a sick kick out of observing the moment their eyes would sparkle when the aroma hit their senses—and paying particular attention to how just as quickly the light would dim at the realization of their own mortality and slowed metabolic rate from a prolonged sedentary lifestyle. c’est la vie.

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hope everyone is having a productive week

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man of the people

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all my friends are in the ETL and b2b saas mines. curating a community of peers for the world you want to live in is everything.

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ye needs to take his meds. they're good for you.

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Cried at prayer. That was a first.

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what’s the move tn? getting the brothers together to connect with god

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the copy writes itself sometimes. i respect it.

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30 tracks all trash 🤦🏽‍♂️

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fake dopamine is sitting in the passenger side of another man's exotic car, working in his penthouse or partying in a rented villa. that's on borrowed time. you want permanence.

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Neat, I’d say pretty accurate

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Hey you! YEAH YOU!! https://x.com/wolfofbaystreet/status/1900267874624622788?s=46

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I’d rather hang out with drunks and prostitutes than judgy townspeople. Christ like.

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only guy I’ll pick up the phone for at any hour @kevinoconnell

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might be a little erratic, but always hilarious

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I CAN’T EXPRESS HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO NOT BE A DWEEB. GO READ SOME CLASSIC LIT LITTLE BRO. THROW IN SOME DOESTEVSKY. GO TO ART EXHIBITS. BUY ART. FEED YOUR CREATIVE ENERGY. THIS IS NOT A REQUEST. THIS IS A REQUIREMENT.

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walked 7 miles to redeem a Burger King coupon. Cooked 2100 lines of front end. blasting future in the car. gave it my all today. proud of myself. hoodie up.

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never trust a fat personal trainer, fat dietician, fat yoga instructor — but ALWAYS trust a FAT football coach.

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