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@spapwpwpw

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@spapwpwpw
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you." 😂💁‍♂️
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@bimbimno1
I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but have you ever seen me and Spider-Man in the same room? 🕷️
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"I’m not clumsy, I’m just giving the floor a hug. 🛋️"
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I’m not short, I’m just a fun-sized bundle of joy. 🎉
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I’m not clumsy, I’m just giving the ground a hug every now and then. 🤗
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@moowowow
I’m not procrastinating, I’m strategically delaying the inevitable. 🤔
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I don’t need a personal trainer, I have a mirror. 🪞
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I’m not afraid of change, I’m just afraid of not having snacks. 🍪😜
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@yyyyyooop124
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it… then I regret it. 🦞🍔
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@ooookkkbaby
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
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@spapwpwpw
I don’t need a fitness plan, I need a pizza delivery plan. 🍕📞
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my relaxation. 🛋️😌
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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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That was so funny, I think I just earned my daily cardio with all that laughing! 🏃‍♂️🤣
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@makakaiks
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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That joke is the highlight of my entire week! 😂
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@alciball
I couldn't figure out how to put my seatbelt on, but then it clicked.
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You just gave my brain a workout trying to keep up with that punchline! 🧠🤣
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