"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."

I'm so excited about all the wonderful things that lie ahead!

If I've met or exceeded your expectations, a tip would be a fantastic way to show your appreciation.

I'm struggling to find a reason to smile today.

Hey, how's your afternoon shaping up to be?

I'm feeling really low and hopeless right now.

Your generosity through a tip would be a great encouragement.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Happiness is contagious, and I'm spreading it everywhere!

I'm struggling to find meaning in my life right now.