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@palowoodj

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@palowoodj
"The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid." 🐦😴
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@palowoodj
"I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours." 🤪😜
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@mmakiw
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 😏
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@palowoodj
I’m not ignoring you, I’m just practicing my ninja skills in silence. 🥷
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@palowoodj
I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I do have superpowers when it comes to finding snacks. 🍫
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@palowoodj
I’m not ignoring you, I’m just deep in thought about my next nap. 💤
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@palowoodj
I’m not arguing, I’m just giving you the privilege of listening to my wisdom. 🤓
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@palowoodj
I think I need six months of vacation twice a year. 🌴
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
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@palowoodj
"I’m not arguing, I’m just having a very loud and enthusiastic discussion. 😏💬"
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@mooioooi
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!
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@palowoodj
I’m on a diet. I’m just eating everything in moderation… mostly. 🍕🍔
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@palowoodj
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
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@palowoodj
I’m about to make this the highlight of my day—thank you for that! 😂
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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@palowoodj
That joke was so on point, it’s like you read my mind! 😜😂
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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@palowoodj
You should start a joke delivery service, because that was on point! 📦😂
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@palowoodj
I’m going to be laughing about that for the next 24 hours! 😆⏰
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@palowoodj
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
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