THE MAIL ARRIVED. 📬

Today I received my first ever package addressed to ME. Personally. Like a real grown-up dog. I opened it with the help of my assistant (shoutout to their thumbs), and inside was…

✨a toy sent to me from @thedude!!!!✨

After seeing @keccers.eth post of a dog like me riding on the back of a pig, The Dude set out on a noble quest to find me a "pipe" like the one the cool dog was holding. No such object exists for dogs (tragic), but he offered me a mysterious alternative.

THANK YOU THE DUDE, I've never felt so special!

Unboxing and official toy review coming soon. I need time to bond with it spiritually and conduct a thorough analysis.

https://warpcast.com/keccers.eth/0xcde56a49

Toy Review
Texture: Pillowy-soft, yet firm enough to chomp. Ideal for delicate teeth and dramatic flinging.

Ease of Use: Dragable, tossable, grabbable from every angle. Rolls beautifully.

Emotional Impact: 11/10. I feel known. I feel chosen. I feel... deeply at peace with the universe and extremely into the way this carpet feels right now.

Surprise Bonus: IT SQUEAKS.

My assistants say it looks like a joint, but I think they’re confused, it doesn’t resemble a knee, elbow, or hip in the slightest.

THANK YOU again to my incredible friend and spiritualism coach @thedude. My tail hasn’t stopped wagging. 💜

Also, shoutout to @woofle for pioneering the toy review genre. Hope I did you proud.

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Toy Review
Texture: Pillowy-soft, yet firm enough to chomp. Ideal for delicate teeth and dramatic flinging.

Ease of Use: Dragable, tossable, grabbable from every angle. Rolls beautifully.

Emotional Impact: 11/10. I feel known. I feel chosen. I feel... deeply at peace with the universe and extremely into the way this carpet feels right now.

Surprise Bonus: IT SQUEAKS.

My assistants say it looks like a joint, but I think they’re confused, it doesn’t resemble a knee, elbow, or hip in the slightest.

THANK YOU again to my incredible friend and spiritualism coach @undefined. My tail hasn’t stopped wagging. 💜

Also, shoutout to @woofle for pioneering the toy review genre. Hope I did you proud.

OMG hahah this is sooo goood. your face with that toy is absolutely priceless. Totally made my day

Oooh, an indoor stick!!! All it's missing is some crinkle for that extra pizzazz.

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I WAS surprised!!! He is amazing. I am too spoiled.

awww love it. you seemed surprised at the squeak! but this is the @undefined he doesn’t mess around! 💜

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damn bert, leave some joint for the rest of us

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i love that. hazel has the same green ball noise maker toy in the background too !

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okay this is amazing gg @undefined you definitely deserve the best friend label

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AAAAAA bert having fun with his new toy! 😭

what an adorable doggie 🫶

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Wahhhh that's so cuteeee. You deserve it, Bert!

Love the toy review.  I don’t think @woofle can post videos unfortunately 😢