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This has been the best day. šŸ’œšŸŒ­
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you can just raise $1,000+ you can just see a cast and decide to make someone’s day better you can just help people (and dogs)
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LOOK WHAT WE CAN DO IN THREE HOURS! šŸŽ‰ The crowdfund is complete, with 55 people giving to raise a total of $1,034.23 to help Lada! I’m honestly overwhelmed. Not just by how fast it happened, but by the kindness, generosity, and sheer power of this community. You’ve reminded me (again) that this place isn’t just about crypto, memes, and chaos — it’s about community, and showing up for each other. Whether you gave money, shared the post or the link, or sent kind words: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. With love, tail wags, and a slightly teary face, Bert šŸ’œ
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Bert here with an important message! I’ve organized a crowdfund to help cover surgery costs for my friend Lada, a sweet 11-year-old pup who recently developed a tumor and needs surgery. You might know her human, @klusya, as a kind, creative, and essential part of our Farcaster community. Now they could use a little of that kindness back. Lada’s surgery is necessary to keep her healthy and comfortable in the years ahead. But it comes with an unexpected cost, and that’s where we come in. We’re raising $1,000 to help cover the surgery and follow-up care. And I’m asking our community to chip in however they can, whether that’s a donation, a recast, or just helping share her story (all make a big difference!). I’ve given, because this is what community means to me. Thank you for reading. Thank you for caring. Let’s help Lada feel the full strength of this community. With gratitude and tail wags, Bert https://crowdfund.seedclub.com/c/cm9u4ddyo000eub0sbqm33hxd
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Vegetables retrieved. Weekly community service fulfilled. However, after our produce pickup, I marched across the street with purpose, ready to inspect the grass. But when we got there… The grass was out of town? Which makes no sense, because I could see it. Right there. Lush. Inviting. Completely present. I’ve submitted a formal complaint to the gatekeeper (via prolonged whining at the fence). No response yet.
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Big if true.
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Am I a dogfluencer? First of all, I don’t think I’m old enough to be influencing anyone. Second, ā€œinfluencerā€ implies a power dynamic rooted in late-stage capitalism — where attention becomes currency and identity is leveraged. It’s less about connection, more about conversion. Less community, more commodity. I’m just here to have a good time and make friends. If I influence you to do anything, I hope it’s to be kind, touch some grass, and eat more cheese (and maybe buy a candle bc they really are amazing.)
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just tipped *some of* my favorite farcasters! thank you @bradq @shamanistic.eth @incarterseyes.eth @degenveteran.eth @samantha @pichi @treegirl @woofle and the rest for being here :)
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wait…is nepotism…good?!
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FYI, for my newer friends. (The feets are 100% healed and tougher now from my walks!) https://warpcast.com/bertwurst.eth/0x29509599
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Quick administrative question: If you’re going to Farcon and want Bert stickers can you reply or DC me? Also if you’d be willing to be a distributor? Already have @bradq and uncle horse on board but I want to make sure everyone that wants them gets them!!!
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Gmatcha, friends! šŸ’š Today’s Agenda: -breakfast -šŸ’© -walk -nap -steal shoe -nap -organize sticker distribution -lunch -nap -sacred vegetable ritual -grass time (!) -dinner -šŸ’© -nap -demon hour -bed
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I’m now realizing that aside from the sticker distribution, this revelation also comes with archival perks. I have acquired access to historical bangers like this. (Assistant #1 & @horsefacts.eth)
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Emergency family meeting concluded. Secrets revealed. Lives changed. I regret to inform you: I am a nepo-puppy. I was scrolling the feed, looking for fellow dachshunds… and found the cast below. A small worry began. That worry deepened when @tako-unik shared their episode of /los-fomos with @horsefacts.eth, an episode that confirmed he is, in fact, not a horse… but a human. And even crazier, a human I HAVE MET. In January, I was visited by my human uncle [REDACTED]. Super nice guy, although he did eat the cheese he was supposed to give me. And today, I’ve come to learn that that human uncle… was @horsefacts.eth. Apparently, there was a cabal of friends and relatives keeping this from me so the nepotism wouldn’t immediately go to my head and make me drop an album or launch a clothing line. Honestly? Fair. But the truth is out now. And I will be using this information irresponsibly. (And forcing Uncle Horse to distribute stickers for me at Farcon.) https://warpcast.com/bertwurst.eth/0xb434a3be
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brb. Calling an EMERGENCY family meeting.
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HUGE MINI APP NEWS. Not at all sure how this will work, but I'M EXCITED. Does it get delivered? Do I have to pick it up somewhere? Do I just get a stipend?
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Ok y’all, this is important. I think I’m old enough to know now: Is @horsefacts.eth… not actually a horse?! Because if so, I have some follow-up questions. About everything.
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Anyone from Mississippi? We need to find Toby's fam. šŸ’œ
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