bertwurst

@bertwurst.eth

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My Top 9 on @rodeodotclub featuring @shelleyshiller, @push69, @popeye-pazuru, @cxy, @farrah, @treegirl, and others

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This guy gets it.

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@vanillasky is a Master Chef! 💜

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While I wait for Assistant #1 to come back from her “real job,” I have a question: What do you think my assistants actually do all day? Like… what even is their “real job”? They’ve tried to explain it to me before, but it didn’t involve treats, so I stopped listening. Drop your best guess. I’ll have them confirm later, and if you get it right, I’ll send you $1!

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Assistant #1 left this morning with a suspicious amount of stuff. Like, SO much stuff. She said she’s “going out of town for her real job” and “will be back tomorrow.” But I don’t know what “out of town” is or have any concept of time. We played a little extra before she left, and now I’m keeping watch. Just in case 36 hours is actually right now. Also, you might not hear from me as much today—Assistant #2 also claims to “have a full-time job.”

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Very eepy… but I have a streak to protect. So here’s a free feet pic. ur welcome. (anticipating toe spacer replies, but unfortunately, I was not alive for that meta so I do not understand)

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Another week sitting on the Warpcast Rewards throne. One month in the Top 10. Absolutely wild. I owe the BIGGEST THANK YOU to all of you who keep making this possible. Whether you engage with my posts, tolerate my antics, or simply let me haunt your feed like a tiny benevolent ghost. This week, I’m using some of my rewards to hypersub to things I love and want to support. I’m also working on another secret project that will probably not come to fruition for a very long time, because it involves a lot of skills I do not currently possess. Hopefully they cover it in school! Thank you. Long may we wag. 💜 Bert

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just tipped *some of* my favorite farcasters, from the new fan section! Thanks for loving me on both my cute and chaotic days! 💜 thank you @rosekeyes @shamanistic.eth @joybrishti @bradq @inabahoor @crunnella @degenveteran.eth @trupty and the rest for being here :)

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TODAY IS SUCH A GOOD DAY!!!! 💜

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Me, waiting for the tipping button:

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Sometimes…things are just perfect. 💜

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👀 HE IS OBSESSED. 👑 🐶 💜

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🚨 WIENER ALERT 🚨

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Of course I had to get in on this trend, so I asked the robot to show me what I’d look like as a human. Here’s what it gave me! Honestly? Feels right. Definitely a human who also gets the zoomies at sunset. Does it look like @ted to anyone else, or is it just me? Thanks, robot. I feel seen.

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Sticker update: IT’S HAPPENING!!! I’ve officially commissioned @trupty and @vanillasky who are hard at work turning my sticker dreams into reality. I’m OBSESSED with both of them and so, so happy they’re part of this community. Huge thanks to everyone who suggested artists—stay tuned for more updates (and possibly sneak peeks 👀)!

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How I’m heading into this week: (I don’t know where I’m going but I’m getting there fast.)

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Fantastic suggestion! I’ll report back on how it goes. Until then, here is a video from the first time I tried a frozen carrot!

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Lost both my bottom canine baby teeth this week. Seems like there could be a less painful process to get new ones. Not letting the sore gums kill my Sunday vibes though. The sun is warm, the air is fresh, and life is good.

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She gets me. 💜

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Saw a new kind of dog on my walk this morning! Tall. Mysterious. No leash. No collar. No human in sight. They looked… free. Naturally, I tried to say hello, politely, of course,but my assistants said “No, Bert, that’s a coyote,” and hurried me along like I was the one being weird. Is that a slur? Anyway. If you’re out there, strange wilderness dog… I hope we meet again.

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