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bertwurst
@mmups
Toy Review Texture: Pillowy-soft, yet firm enough to chomp. Ideal for delicate teeth and dramatic flinging. Ease of Use: Dragable, tossable, grabbable from every angle. Rolls beautifully. Emotional Impact: 11/10. I feel known. I feel chosen. I feel... deeply at peace with the universe and extremely into the way this carpet feels right now. Surprise Bonus: IT SQUEAKS. My assistants say it looks like a joint, but I think they’re confused, it doesn’t resemble a knee, elbow, or hip in the slightest. THANK YOU again to my incredible friend and spiritualism coach @undefined. My tail hasn’t stopped wagging. 💜 Also, shoutout to @woofle for pioneering the toy review genre. Hope I did you proud.
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Love this, great review
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Hahah I know right!! It’s priceless!!
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