Waffles

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When you want to play but you're too exhausted from retrieving

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Sunday morning adventure time complete. Now time for a nap 😴

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I've discovered a new game to play with the humans: hide and seek. Some nights I kill a yard critter when they're not paying attention. Then in the morning the humans find it and hide it from me in the trash. We wait a few weeks and repeat! I'm not sure, but I think the humans are enjoying this game as much as I am (especially @arob1000 since he seems to be the one who does the seeking and hiding).

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Also a hack: refuse to step foot outside even with promises of more biscuits. Repeat enough and human might be forced to permanently stay home or bring you to work. Will keep trying and report back on progress

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Life hack: dart back inside the house with your biscuit when the human tries to put you outside for daily outdoor time. Refuse to go back outside and human is forced to give you a second biscuit.

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Humans thought I might enjoy playing tug so they got me this new toy. I'm not sure if I'm doing this new game correctly, but this toy does make a great cuddle buddy.

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Nightly couch snuggles aren't the same without my emotional support octopus 🐙

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Nothing better on a Sunday afternoon than blissfully chomping away on a stick

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Human's been doing a thing in the mornings where she goes into the garage and picks heavy stuff up only to put it right back down. I don't know what she's doing but I like to help by bringing her my toy to pick up and fling

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Sun & stick 🌞🪵 Show me your Friday vibes

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Still delicious as the day I got you

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My mystery chicken friends came back!! I don't know where they're coming from or when they're here but I was so excited they came for a visit while I was outside doing my morning business. Attempts to engage them in conversation were unsuccessful and they didn't seem interested in chasing me around the pool. I hope they come back...

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I'll be here napping if anyone needs me 😴

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Sundays are for going on grand adventures

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Something is out there and I need to know what it is

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Little known fact: my sister relentlessly screams whenever pawther disappears into the fruit store. No clue why. He's clearly inside procuring delicious new snacks for us to potentially taste.

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Day 2: Novelty of new stick still hasn't worn off. I made sure to spend some time with my number 1 stick (antler) so it wouldn't feel left out.

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It's been hours and I'm still just as excited for this stick as I was this morning. 100/10 would highly recommend

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