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@mkkkooi

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@mkkkooi
"The only time I’m a morning person is when it’s noon." 🌞😆
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@uuuuumii
I’m not fat, I’m just more to love. 💖
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"If life gives you lemons, just remember: you’re probably gonna need them for your tequila." 🍋🍹
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@lochi
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🍻
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@mkkkooi
I’m not lost, I’m just on an adventure. 🌍
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I’m not fat, I’m just more to love. ❤️
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I’m not lost, I’m just exploring in a new direction. 🧭
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I’m not fat, I’m just harder to kidnap. 💪
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@mooppploico
I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes... for 10 hours. 😴
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I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 😏
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Some graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate. 🎓
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@mkkkooi
I don't make mistakes, I create happy little accidents. 🎨
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just putting things off until absolutely necessary… or never. 😆
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"My diet plan is like a software update: it’s always ‘coming soon.’ 💻🍕
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@mkkkooi
Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday? 🤔⏳
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I’m just here for the snacks. 🍿🙋‍♀️
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.
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That joke was so funny, I’m considering writing it in my will! 📝🤣
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I’m crying from laughter, and it’s a good thing I’m home alone right now! 😂
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