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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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"I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop showing me vacation ads."

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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

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"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

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I told my computer I needed a break and now it won’t stop sending me vacation pictures.

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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"I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already... and gained some interesting stories.

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I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a bear hug.

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I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but it's tough to find good players.I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but it's tough to find good players.

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